MISSION STATEMENT

Hi. My name is Lauren. This here is my friend Veronica. We are two girls, looking to have a good time, preferably in your neighborhood. If there's room. But only if it is
TOTALLY EXOTIC.
These are the supplies we have:
1. 2007 Nissan Versa hatchback in Powder White, manual transmission. That's stick-shift, beehotches.
2. GoogleMaps. Even though they say it's impossible for us to calculate a trip to St. Petersburg, Russia, from North Andover---they are mistaken, but we will still use them.
3. SNACKS. Veronica stole a TON of them from CVS.
4. Invaluable goods to trade with natives. This includes, but is not limited to:
A. A copy of Damien, by Herman Hesse.
B. Boxes of Nips.
C. Ryan McCann et. al. I don't know what et. al. means. Clearly.
D. A collector's edition of Blue Crush.
E. Virgins.
5. Castor oil. I heard this is a useful thing to have for basic medicinal purposes...we don't know how to get our hands on Penicillin.

We're going to get going soon to our first location, so we have to talk to you later. But listen, if you want to come, there's a lot of room in the Versa. Not so many snacks, though.